Newsletter Launch! (And Why You Should Care)

Ugh. Another person asking me to sign up for their newsletter?

Yes. I am, quite brazenly, asking you to do that.

Why should I? My inbox has enough clutter.

I’m sure it does, and I sympathize. However, I guarantee you that this newsletter will be worth your while.

I’m already following your blog. Why do I need to sign up for this now?

Because the monthly newsletter will have bonus stuff not released on the blog. I’m planning to shift quite a few of my regular announcements to the newsletter instead of blogging about them every time (unless they’re really big announcements, like book launches). The emails will give you status updates on my writing, additional world-building tidbits, and maybe even some story content from time to time.

Well, your books are incredibly awesome…

Why, thank you! I am humbled.

…but I’m not sure that extra Beaumont & Beasley stuff is enough to make me join yet another mailing list.

But wait! There’s more!

You sound like an old TV commercial.

The newsletter will also have writing tips and articles not found on the web site. So you’ll be getting a significant amount of bonus content.

Isn’t there anything else? Like a free ebook for people who sign up, or something?

At the moment, no. Butย there will be soon. Watch this space.

*sigh* All right. You’ve convinced me. Where do I sign?

Right here:

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Thank you!

This had better be worth it.

It will. I promise.

Comments (5)

  1. Deborah O'Carroll March 28, 2017 at 5:07 am

    Oh my goodness, this was hilarious. XD Welp, I’m convinced. *signed up* Hope it worked. I look forward to the newsletters! ๐Ÿ™‚

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